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Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

So in late August 2017, a fellow named Jay from Taiwan told me about a very spicy noodle I should try. I had recently put out the new Top Ten Spiciest Instant Noodles Of All Time for 2017 and was definitely keen on trying anything and everything spicy of course to begin the search for newcomers for the 2018 list.

Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

18 Prohibited: The Initial Burn

On September 1st, I gave it a go. My experience with anything spicy in the instant noodle realm hailing from Japan was always one of disappointment. Well, I shouldn’t say disappointment – the dishes usually were very tasty, but the heat level just wasn’t very strong at all. What’s more, the package called for 700ml of water to cook the noodles in – one of the highest amount I’ve ever seen for a single serving of noodles. So, thinking it would be a nice one for clearing my sinuses while I had the flu, I delved into it.

As you can see, it was spicy. Real spicy. I figured ‘hey, maybe this is because I have the flu – maybe I can try it again and it won’t hit me as hard.’ The only problem was that I didn’t have access to another one of these packs easily. a guy named Jonathan from Chicago stepped up to the plate – he had a couple extra and shot one my way.

It sat behind my monitor for a few weeks, awaiting its day of glory. I wanted to do it at the right time in order to give it the full attention it deserved.

Training Day 1

I thought maybe I should ‘train’ for this. My plan was to try three fiery varieties in the three days leading up to Friday the 13th in October 2017. First I saw this one on sale in 99 Ranch Market – JML Spicy Hot Beef from China. It was on the inaugural Top Ten Spicy list and I thought that it would definitely be a good one since it had a lot of broth and really burned me up the first time I’d tried it. Well, I really had no problem with this one.

Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

JML Artificial Spicy Hot Beef Flavour Instant Noodles (get it here)

Training Day 2

Next up on the 11th of October was the original Fire Noodle Challenge – the Samyang Foods Buldak Bokkeummyun. Definitely a spicy sucker – it packs the heat. This one doesn’t have a broth with it (despite the myriad of videos I’ve seen of people preparing it incorrectly) and after scarfing it down in under two minutes, it still packed a serious heat that had the inside of my mouth throbbing.Definitely easier to handle than the first time I’d tried it, for sure.

Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

Samyang Foods Buldak Bokkeummyun (get it here)

Training Day 3

Finally, the day before I decided to go with the one I’d put at the top of the 2017 Spiciest list – Samyang Foods’ 2x Spicy Haek Buldak Bokkeummyun. This one is known as the Nuclear Fire Noodle Challenge and it’s certainly not one that I’ve had an easy time with in the past. However, I thought that in addition to eating it fast (I did it in 1 minute, 41 seconds) I would try to do it without reacting to it – no ‘oooh’ or strained facial expressions. The only one I had was when I realized that I hadn’t had anything to drink before the attempt. You see, when I eat a lot of something dry, I almost always get the hiccups – this has happened in quite a few videos and I’ve learned to chug down something beforehand. Well, I forgot. Luckily, I didn’t get the hiccups and was kind of surprised I was able to handle it so easily this time around. In fact, the original fire noodle seemed stronger on the previous day – perhaps my theory of tolerance was working and my dream of conquering the 18 Prohibited would be a reality on the following day.

Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

Samyang Foods 2x Spicy Buldak Bokkeummyun Nuclear Fire Noodle (get them here)

18 Prohibited: The Rematch

So Friday the 13th came. It was a pretty dark and dreary day with some sun breaks. My daughter Miriam was pretty happy – she had a full belly, had her Yo Gabba Gabba playing; the stage was set and I was ready to go. So I cooked up the 18 Prohibited and set forth to conquer the beast – conquer Shai-hulud (yep – Dune reference). Reading further will bring spoilers so watch the video first.

 

So I had the bowl of 18 Prohibited in front of me. The noodles were very hot but had sat under a fan for a little bit and so I was hoping they’d cooked down somewhat. Personally, I was kind of hoping their physical temperature would be about room temp because boiling hot edibles just aren’t my thing. My mom can drink practically boiling hot coffee but I didn’t receive that genetic gift.

I felt confident I could do this; I’d trained. I also have experience with spicy stuff for years. In fact, many of you don’t know, but after about 60 reviews between 2002 and 2003 or so, I switched to hot sauce. Saucerater was borne out of necessity. I was on the Atkins Diet back then and it was very restrictive of carbohydrates, something instant noodles are full of but spicy sauces are not.

So, it was time. I took my first bite. Definitely had the taste of fiery peppers – Jonathan informed me that he saw something mentioning the Bhut Jolokia or ‘Ghost Pepper’ and that 18 Prohibited was full of it. I’ve always found that habanero pepper has a kind of funky – almost chemical taste to them. This was no different. I got the initial kick of spiciness and kept going. Bite after bite, the heat climbed. I thought perhaps that if I just keep shoveling this awful stuff into my pie hole that it would level out and then I could chug down the broth and be done with it.

As the noodles became less and less, they seemed to be more broth covered; wetter. I never got so far as to actually slurp the soup. I was conquered. Beaten. I had failed. About three minutes in I threw in the towel (or napkin as it were) and declared it the spiciest instant noodle I’ve ever had. Samyang Foods’ 2x Spicy was just violently spicy stuff, but this took it to a completely new level. My mouth was on fire – and once again, my gut was wrenched in a kind of death struggle. It definitely was not happy. I ran to the kitchen to snag a little chunk of brownie we had and chugged a ton of liquid. Usually, I can hold my own and let the fire finally fizzle out, but this time I did have that urgent need to drink something.

The heat lasted for about 45 minutes and then my lips were just numb for about another 15 minutes. I sent my wife Kit a picture – she said they looked puffy and swollen. This was Friday the 13th and I made the attempt to eat a nightmare.

Rematch: The Story Of The 18 Prohibited Fire Noodle Challenge

18 Prohibited (Get them here)

In the hours afterward, my gut wrenched a bit a couple of times but eventually stopped. As a kind of parting gift from the whole experience, I noticed I had a slightly sore throat about 2 or so hours afterward. I’m writing this post at 6 am on the 14th and I’m sick. Sneezing, watery eyes, loads of snot. My son had a runny nose for the past couple of days so I guess the universe decided it was time for me to get a cold.

Despite being knocked down by a package of noodles from Japan, this was a really fun little journey. Honestly, I never expected something from Japan to be on the spicy list – definitely will be next year. I will again say as I did with the 2x Spicy that I don’t think there will ever be anything spicier than this one but I certainly ended up being wrong the last time I said that. I will say this – the 2x Spicy tastes leaps and bounds better than this one does. This one will get zero stars; it’s just foul and horrific. A perfect one to try leading up to Halloween.

#2027: Nissin Shinshu Miso Ramen

Here’s one from the April Box From Japan. Box From Japan is a subscription service – you can have really fancy instant ramen from Japan shipped to your door every month! If you’re here for Japanese ramen, why not check ’em out? This variety we have here today is special for it’s extra nice miso paste. Let’s give it a look!

Detail of the side panels (click to enlarge). Probably contains meat or fish. To prepare, add vegetables sachet and boiling water to fill line. Cover and let steep for 4 minutes. Add in contents of liquid sachet. Stir and enjoy!

Detail of the lid (click to enlarge).

The underside of the lid (click to enlarge).

The noodle block.

The liquid soup base.

Looks like oil and miso.

A powder sachet.

A light powder.

The vegetables sachet.

Lots of different elements here.

Finished (click to enlarge). Added chashu pork, Salad Cosmo mung bean sprouts, spring onion and kizami shoga. The noodles are just pure heaven – amazing gauge and chew; some of the best ramen style instant noodles I’ve had. The broth is a nicely thick and milky miso, rich and full of flavor. The supplied garnish hydrated very well and included some very nice things like beans. 5.0 out of 5.0 stars.  JAN bar code 4902105227398.

Just sayin – these are really big actually – Cup noodle Miso KING cup 132gx12

It’s for a different product in the line, but this TV spot basically shows a kid version of me when I can’t find a new instant noodle variety I want to review…

#1987: Nissin Yokohama Walker Iekei Ramen

Here’s another interesting bowl sent by Javier over at www.BoxFromJapan.com, a great subscription service! You get 4 bowls a month from Japan – they also do candy! Definitely check ’em out! This one says it’s a tonkotsu with chicken fat? Interesting. Let’s give it a go!

Detail of the side panels (click to enlarge). Contains meat. To prepare, add in garnish sachet and fill to line with boiling water. Cover and let sit for 5 minutes. Add in contents of liquid sachet. Stir, and finally add on nori (seaweed). Enjoy!

Detail of the lid (click to enlarge).

Here’s the underside of the lid (click to enlarge). Looks like if you visit the link, you can get 100 JPY off the admission price to the Cup Noodle Museum! I’d gladly pay full cost to go see it…

The noodle block.

The liquid base sachet.

Has a rich scent; reminiscent of miso actually.

The vegetables sachet.

Meat and vegetables!

A sachet of nori.

Delightful!

Finished (click to enlarge). Added hard boiled egg, Salad Cosmo mung bean sprouts and S&B nanami togarashi. The noodles are very nice – high quality and fresh feel. The broth has a milky kind of miso and tonkotsu feel to it, and then that chicken fat that gives it extra body and character with a rich taste and good oiliness. The garnish definitely satisfies – good sized vegetable and the meat was a very nice bonus, as was the nori which added a good taste to the broth. 4.5 out of 5.0 stars. 4902105239131.

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Japanese Soul Cooking: Ramen, Tonkatsu, Tempura, and More from the Streets and Kitchens of Tokyo and Beyond

Here you can see and hear what it’s like to eat this.

#1784: Torishi Hakata Tonkotsu Ramen

This one came from Shinichi over at Ramen Mania, a new monthly subscription box you can check out! They have special regional Japanese ramen varieties – good stuff so far! Thanks! So today it’s Hakata tonkotsu. So, what’s tonkotsu? Wikipedia, if you please:

Tonkotsu (豚骨, “pork bone”; not to be confused with tonkatsu) ramen usually has a cloudy white colored broth. It is similar to the Chinese baitang (白湯) and has a thick broth made from boiling pork bones, fat, and collagen over high heat for many hours, which suffuses the broth with a hearty pork flavor and a creamy consistency that rivals milk, melted butter or gravy (depending on the shop). Most shops, but not all, blend this pork broth with a small amount of chicken and vegetable stock and/or soy sauce. The noodles are thin and straight, and it is often served with beni shoga (pickled ginger). In recent years the latest trend in tonkotsu toppings ismāyu (sesame oil), a blackish, aromatic oil made from either charred crushed garlic or Sesame seeds. It is a specialty of Kyushu, particularly Hakata-ku, Fukuoka (hence sometimes called “Hakata ramen”).

Super-duper! Let’s have a look!

I should also mention – went to Uwajimaya in Bellevue today to get some narutomaki and scope out some new bowls – and delivered this guy some noodles! Check out Loafy Molasses’ YouTube channel – he’s a big noodle fan too, and work in this Asian food supermarket!

Here’s the back of the package (click image to enlarge). Probably contains pork and fish. To prepare, add noodles into 500ml boiling water and cook for 2miniutes. To make the broth, add contents of sachet to 270ml boiling water and stir. Drain noodles and put in bowl then cover with broth. Enjoy!

The noodle block.

The soup base sachet.

A thick and milky liquid base.

Finished (click image to enlarge). Added pork, hard boiled egg, spring onion, narutomaki and ito togarashi. The noodles are really good – a thin and round noodle with a very firm chew and fresh embodiment; your get a ‘fresh made’ kind of flavor. The broth is very good – rich and creamy tonkotsu with strong pork flavor. About the best tonkotsu I’ve tried. 5.0 out of 5.0 stars.  JAN bar code 4974942025031.

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Here’s a Japanese book – I think it has something to do with tonkotsu…

A video about Hakata Tonkotsu.

#1746: Marutai Ramen Shoyu Taste

Here’s another one from Box From Japan! Thanks, Javier! I also want to thank Shinichi S. for helping with the translation! Shoyu translates to English as ‘soy sauce.’ Shoyu ramen is one of the classics from Japan – been around forever. Let’s see what makes this particular bowl variety tick!

Detail of the side panels (click image to enlarge). Contains shrimp. To prepare, add in sachet contents and boiling water to fill line. Cover and let steep 3 minutes. Stir and enjoy!

Detail of the lid (click image to enlarge).

The noodle block.

The powder soup base.

Smells like shoyu!

A liquid sachet.

A nice bit of seasoned oil.

The solid ingredients sachet.

Spring onion as well as narutomaki and shrimp.

Finished (click image to enlarge). Added shrimp, mung bean sprouts and a little bit of ito tougarasi on top. The noodles are thin and have a very nice chewiness to them. They almost asked to be slurped up! The broth has a nice soy sauce flavor – not too strong, not too light. It also has a nice oiliness as well, and the supplied vegetable and seafood hydrated very well. 4.25 out of 5.0 stars. JAN bar code 4902702004033.

MARUTAI Tasty Japanese Noodle “Sho-yu Tonkotsu” Konjac Ramen Pork and Soy Sauce Flavor 4.94oz x 2 packs [Japan Import]

A man making aq very nice bowl of Marutai ramen at home.