Category: * Stars 0 – 1.0

#5572: Vifon Mie Goreng – Poland

#5572: Vifon Mie Goreng - Poland

Another one found at Evergreen Asian Market in Everett, Washington. I swear I’ve reviewed this already however I see nothing when I look it up. Weird… Vietnamese-made mie goreng for the Polish market. Let’s try it out! ...see full post

#5518: Ottogi Ppushu Ppushu BBQ Flavor – United States

#5518: Ottogi Ppushu Ppushu BBQ Flavor - United States

Found these at Saar’s Super Saver on Aurora neat Seattle. So it is just vexing me – those little words by the hammer kid – don’t boil it – smash it. I’ll follow the rules, but honestly, I have to try this as a dry noodle soon. Boil it, drain it, add seasoning, stir it up. I bet it’s good! I’ll get one next time at a store. I will reveal the upshot to you! For free! I am happy to! Anyways for now, let’s smash it. ...see full post

#5513: Freshippo Vegetarian Noodles – China

#5513: Freshippo Vegetarian Noodles - China

Hippopotamus noodle, eh? No, no Moo Deng in here, sorry fans… It’s Vegetarian-friendly. This one’s interesting and took a bit of research to figure out how it ticks. The package is interesting too – lots of odd perforations going on. Let’s give it a go! ...see full post

#5506: Vifon Hot Chicken Cheese Dried Mix Instant Noodle – Vietnam

#5506L Vifon Hot Chicken Cheese Dried Mix Instant Noodle - Vietnam

Here’s another one I found at Saar’s Super Saver where HT Oaktree used to be. These seemed to be on clearance? I don’t know – but it looked interesting. Cheese-dak clone? Let’s find out. ...see full post

#5481: Nissin Cup Noodles Protein Rich & Savory Beef Ramen Noodle Soup – United States

#5481: Nissin Cup Noodles Protein Rich & Savory Beef Ramen Noodle Soup - United States

Here’s the counterpart to the chicken version, found at the local grocery store. What bums me out is no Thai Curry Hot Pot Fusiuon  Nissin variety at the local store. Idk… Hopefully I’ll run into it soon. Let’s give this one a try. ...see full post

#5448: Samyang Buldak Rose Spicy Ramen – United States

#5448: Samyang Buldak Rose Spicy Ramen - United States

Had a nice outing last weekend and found a lot of Buldak I’d not reviewed including this one. Ahh, rose. This is one I did a mukbang video of but before I had the chance to edit it, I had deleted it… Oops. Well, not today but soon as I have the pack version as well. Let’s give it a go – I remember I loved the South Korean local pack version immensely. ...see full post

#5445: Baixiang Artificial Creamy Hot Chicken Flavor Instant Noodles – China

#5445: Baixiang Artificial Creamy Hot Chicken Flavor Instant Noodles - China

Found this at 99 Ranch Market – sounds interesting and nice to find a spicy one from China. Guessing this will be kind of like a carbonara style. Let’s give it a try! ...see full post

#5440: Nissin Cup Noodles Hot Wings Buffalo With Ranch Flavor – United States

#5609: Nissin Cup Noodles Hot Wings Buffalo With Ranch Flavor - United States

This is a special limited edition – one of three that I’ll be rushing out over the next few days. So soon is the Super Bowl. American Football. What’s more, local team the Seattle Seahawks will be in it. I couldn’t care less – it gets really silly here when football is going on. We like baseball. But hey, we’ll watch it. Honestly, I’m hoping to go out during the Super Bowl – it’ll be like when we had the COVID lockdowns – I really liked those. Anyways, let’s try an instant noodle that should be a little weird. Sure with they’d do cheese burger, taco, and pizza, but so far they haven’t heard my (and the throngs of other people’s) call. On with it. ...see full post

#5422: Simply Asia Soy Ginger Noodle Bowl – United States

#5422: Simply Asia Soy Ginger Noodle Bowl - United States

I dedicate this one to my late friend Jamie. These were the kinds of noodle things we generally poked fun at a lot. I must say though that the absence of the words inspired, authentic, and fusion seem to be missing where something like this may even have all three. Those are generally the opposite of what is found. Let’s give this one, found at Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. ...see full post

#5415: Samyang Cream Carbonara Buldak Spicy Ramen – United States

#5415: Samyang Cream Carbonara Buldak Spicy Ramen - United States

Just over 2 years ago, I reviewed the local Korean version of this one. Found this at HMart which was a bit of a shock; their single pack selection has been abyssmal recently… I wish we had the RT Mart that was in Taiwan I got to visit – holy crap that place had the mother of all noodle aisles – singles and multipacks of everything – both sides, long as a Costco aisle – no joke. Anyways, enough thinking about that – let’s give it a try. ...see full post

#5412: Otoki Tempura Udon Noodle Soup – United States

#5412: Otoki Tempura Udon Noodle Soup - United States

Here’s another Otoki variety for the United States and another packaging redesign. I don’t recall doing a tempura udon bowl before though… Yeah, no – I haven’t. Let’s give it a whirl! ...see full post

#5405: Otoki K-Pop Star’s Secret Beef Udon Flavor – United States

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL*

*unless you don’t like Christmas and then just plain merriness to you

#5405: Otoki K-Pop Star's Secret Beef Udon Flavor - United States

Found this at GMart in Lynnwood, WA. This is a mung bean/sweet potato thread noodle with a low calorie amount of 120. It claims that K-pop stars will stay fit and skinny by eating this. I dunno about that, but it does sound interesting, so I got it. Let’s give it a try. ...see full post

#5404: Cheetos Mac’n Cheese Cheesy Ranch Flavor – United States

#5404: Cheetos Mac'n Cheese Cheesy Ranch Flavor - United States

Well, happy Halloween for this one. Does that make sense? The episode of Instant Noodle Recipe Time debuted on October 31, 2025. So, there you go. I think that means this post came out in, what… Christmas 2025? Pretty crazy as I type this in early July 2025…  Let’s see – this is review 5404 and I posted 5244 today – 160 days from today which is July 8th will be… I was close – December 15th. The video for Instant Noodle Recipe Time comes out around 45 days before the post does… Yeah, I guess it’s kind of a nightmare… Either way, wow you’re close to Christmas. Here’s an early gift. Mac’n Cheese (not macaroni but rotini) and its ranch flavor which is highly disturbing. Let’s cook. ...see full post

#5381: Dujosoo Buckwheat Chongqing Noodles – China

#5381: Dujosoo Buckwheat Chongqing Noodles - China

I’m not usually a big fan of buckwheat noodles, however this piques my curiosity. Not much else to do but give them a try! ...see full post

#5362: Cheetos Mac’n Cheese Buffalo – United States

#5362: Cheetos Mac'n Cheese Buffalo - United States

Today is a special day! The video at the bottom will be my 2,600th episode of Instant Noodle Recipe Time. Yep – I’m done a ton of em and just keep doing em. I figured I would review this ramen. You might say ‘that’s not ramen.’ Well, in the United States it qualifies. I cite the Totino’s Pizza Ramen. It calls itself ramen however on the ingredients it says it is paste. This says it’s macaroni but it’s clearly rotini. It recommends topping with broccoli, shredded cheese, and Cheetos. Let’s cook up this ramen with buffalo sauce flavor and go straight to hell. ...see full post

#5357: Nissin U. F. O. 3 Cheese Gyudon Yakisoba – Japan

#5357: Nissin U. F. O. 3 Cheese Gyudon Yakisoba - Japan

Here’s a variety that I found in one of MiauMall’s Nakama Noodles subscription boxes! These boxes are discontinued, however you can find their stuff at MiauMall – here is what they said about this one – “We’re keeping up the cheese party with another tasty bowl of yakisoba! This bowl features yakisoba noodles in a sweet n’ spicy gyudon-inspired sauce and a 3-cheese mayo made with edam, parmesan and romano cheese. This bowl is packed with flavor that you’ll love!” ...see full post

#5353: A-Sha x Hot Ones Fiery Hot Tonkotsu Ramen Noodle Bowl – United States

#5353: A-Sha x Hot Ones Fiery Hot Tonkotsu Ramen Noodle Bowl - United States

Well, here it is – the spiciest one as well as the one I’m most curious about – tonkotsu. I’m hoping for a rich, creamy and savory base with a ruthless beatdown of heat. Let’s give it a whirl. ...see full post

#5352: Surasang ’88 Seoul Rose Rapokki – South Korea

#5352: Surasang '88 Seoul Rose Rapokki - South Korea

I’ve been looking forward to this one! Rapokki is a combo of ramyun and tteokbokki – tubes of chewy rice flour. That rose flavor though is something else – a combo of sweet and savory and creamy and wow. This should be great stuff – let’s hit it. ...see full post

#5350: A-Sha x Hot Ones Sizzling Chili Garlic – United States

#5349: A-Sha x Hot Ones Sizzling Chili Garlic - United States

This one is the second level of the Hot Ones bowls trifecta from A-Sha. Really love the noodles in the  bowls- non-fried and work really well. Let’s see how hot this sucker is! ...see full post

#5341: Guangyou SiChuan Take Food Material – China

#5341: Guangyou SiChuan Take Food Material - China

I’m really not sure about this one. It’s rather heavy and I’m having trouble finding instructions on its preparation – but I’ll get t the bottom of it. ...see full post

#5339: Old El Paso Ramen Noodles Beef Birria Naturally Flavored – United States

#5339: Old El Paso Ramen Noodles Beef Birria Naturally Flavored - United States

Well, this is the last one of the Totino’s / Old El Paso things. Honestly, I’m hopeful we might have one that gets more than a zero here. Fingers crossed. ...see full post

#5336: Totino’s Buffalo Style Chicken Pizza Naturally Flavored – United States

#5136: Totino's Buffalo Style Chicken Pizza Naturally Flavored - United States

Here’s the second of the two pizza ‘ramen.’ I’m not expecting much but I’m hopeful – so far this and the Old El Paso stuff have netted a zero star. Pray for the pizza noodles. Let’s begin. ...see full post

#5333: Old El Paso Ramen Noodles Fajita Naturally Flavored – United States

#5333:Old El Paso Ramen Noodles Fajita Naturally Flavored - United States

The last one of these I tried was the Totino’s Cheese Pizza.  Unfortunately, that one got a rather low score. The idea of these products being ramen is quite a stretch – I will say these are a lot of fun nonetheless. I jokingly said I bet this is made with semolina flour on the last review – it is. It also says in the ingredients that this is pasta. Let’s see what fajita noodles are like. ...see full post

#5311: Happysnail Liuzhou Snail Rice Noodles (Crayfish Taste)

#5311: Happysnail Liuzhou Snail Rice Noodles (Crayfish Taste)

First, big thanks to James from Lakeside California for sending this. So, I’m generally not a huge fan of river snail noodle, however this one seems like it’s been very popular. There’s a tom of sachets. A ton. Let’s give it a go. ...see full post

#5242: Nissin Cup Noodles Dill Pickle Ramen Noodles In Sauce – United States

#5242: Nissin Cup Noodles Dill Pickle Ramen Noodles In Sauce - United States

When I found out about these, I was skeptical. I’ve been preaching two varieties – pizza and taco flavored. But dill pickle doesn’t make sense to me; dill pickles aren’t served warm unless on a hamburger as far as I know. On the bright side, they were at Walmart at $1.18. On the sad side, if they did do media kits of these, they didn’t send me one and I’m truly bummed about that. I’m trying these out on July 3rd and will release this post on the 5th, skipping the 4th as I’m guessing you’ve got better things to do than hear my thoughts about instant noodles on the 4th of July if you’re in the states. I did release a post yesterday though. ...see full post

#5209: Myojo Ippei-chan Night Shop Smoked Cheese Yakisoba – Japan

#5209: Myojo Ippei-chan Night Shop Smoked Cheese Yakisoba - Japan

Here’s a variety that I found in one of MiauMall’s Nakama Noodles subscription boxes! Inside, they have 8-10 different varieties from Japan! If you’d like to get one, don’t forget to use the coupon code THERAMENRATER for a discount! Let’s see what they had to say about this one – “We’re feasting this winter holiday season, and this bowl is a satisfying addition! This yakisoba comes packed with a delicious smoked cheese flavor that is perfect for staying warm during the winter! With a scent of wood-smoked cheese, this bowl will feel like a feast!” ...see full post

#5208: NeoStar Ramen Delight Spicy Beef Instant Noodle Bowl – United States

#5208: NeoStar Ramen Delight Spicy Beef Instant Noodle Bowl - United States

Well, here we are again. Last time wasn’t so great. Let’s see how this one fares. This was sent by James from Lakeside, California – thanks again! ...see full post

#5204: NeoStar Ramen Delight Spicy Chicken Instant Noodle Bowl – United States

#5204: NeoStar Ramen Delight Spicy Chicken Instant Noodle Bowl - United States

Well, today I went looking for cheap toothpicks.  I went to Dollar Tree – which currently should be called Dollar Twenty-Five Tree, and then Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. They’re right next door to each other. I also like to look for instant noodles at these places as well. Today, I found no toothpicks, however I found three instant noodles and this is the first one I found. I’m going to do these three varieties over the next three reviews. Here we go. ...see full post

#5172: Totino’s Ramen Noodles Cheese Pizza Naturally Flavored – United States

#5328: Totino's Ramen Noodles Cheese Pizza Naturally Flavored - United States

Well kids, here we are. It’s kind of funny; I’ve had many a pizza flavored instant noodle – from places like Pakistan, Serbia, Brazil, and Indonesia to name a few. Nothing from the United States though. All these others employed a standard fried wheat noodle and were indeed the ‘standard’ instant ramen style noodle. In this one for the US, the term ‘ramen’ is doing some incredibly heavy lifting. I feel partially to blame to be honest – I’m The Ramen Rater – but I do not only review Japanese varieties like shio, tonkotsu, miso and shoyu, but try everything from everywhere. So, is this something that is called ramen, or is it ramen? You be the judge. Rather, I will after I sample it. Let’s begin. ...see full post

#5168: McTrader Ramen Noodles Sirloin Artificially Flavored – United States

#5168: McTrader Ramen Noodles Sirloin Artificially Flavored - United States

My 5000th review was of the chicken version from this brand. Why? It was a brand I’d not seen, I got it locally, and when I found it I was surprised to find it as well and excited. I saw a post in the Ramen Junkies group showing this beef version, and I could tell from the shelf picture it was from the same place – a discount store called Dollar Tree. So, I thought I’d look to see if they have it and they did. What I find interesting is that I thought these were made in China – they’re not. These are made in India, and a sirloin flavor, which connotes beef seems very out of character.  Once again, I review another McTrader product. Let us begin. ...see full post

#5150: Ajumma Republic XL Ramen Bul Spicy Jjajang Black Bean – South Korea

#5242: Ajumma Republic XL Ramen Bul Spicy Jjang Black Bean - South Korea

Well, this is the last of all the big trays I have currently, and this gets drained off. A massive jjahangmyeon! Spicy jjajangmyeon isn’t usually my cup of tea, but we shall see. Let’s cook up a monster. ...see full post

#5149: SOPAKCO Cold Weather Meal Menu No. 6 Seafood Chowder – United States

#5149: SOPAKCO Cold Weather Meal Menu No. 6 Seafood Chowder - United States

Big thanks to The Fat Hipster for sending this along! This is called an MRE – meal ready to eat – well, sort of. You do neet hot water of course, but it’s a heavy plastic bag that’s got a ton of stuff in it, including instant noodles. Let’s take a look. ...see full post

#5138: Nissin 0-Second Chikin Ramen Snack w/Pizza Flavor – Japan

#5138: Nissin 0-Second Chikin Ramen Snack w/Pizza Flavor - Japan

Here’s a variety that I found in one of MiauMall’s Nakama Noodles subscription boxes! IThese boxes are discontinued but you can get neat stuff over at MiauMall! Let’s see what they had to say about this one – “Nissin isn’t done with their own birthday celebration! This tasty snack pack features fried ramen that you eat as is. This special birthday pack features a tasty flavor powder with the flavors of cheddar, gouda, cream cheese, garlic, basil and more to recreate that pizza taste. *This is ramen snack and no cooking is required!” ...see full post

#5109: NeoStar Ramen Delight Savory Shrimp – United States

#5109: NeoStar Ramen Delight Savory Shrimp - United States

Found this at a Dollar Tree store here in Kenmore, Washington. I remember trying out the chicken variety and I don’t think I found it very appealing. We shall see how it goes. ...see full post

#5073: Twisted Noodles Beef Flavor Ramen – United States

#5073: Twisted Noodles Beef Flavor Ramen - United States

Found this at the local Grocery Outlet store – 50c. Cheap and I’m kind of poor right now so figured why not. As it turns out, this one is interesting. This is distributed by Albany Farms. Ring a bell? Albany Farms was the distributor for Panda Signature, archenemy of ravenous Maruchan fans who shop only at Walmart during the pandemic.. Well, I’ve had the chicken version of this and it was pretty abyssmal. Let’s see what the beef does. ...see full post

#5070: Nissin Geki Chili Infused Asian Noodles Fiery Hot Chicken Flavor – United States

#5070: Nissin Geki Fiery Hot Chicken Flavor - United States

Well, this is interesting. Nissin USA sent me a pack of this stuff – thanks! What’s interesting is that I’ve had this before; sort of. Nissin Indonesia has a Geki range as well – here’s  a link to their carbonara flavor. I think you might be putting it together pretty quick – fiery hot chicken, carbonara… Yup. Definitely popular flavors these days. Let’s give this a try – there’ll be a mukbang at the bottom. ...see full post

#5055: Miliket Shrimp Flavor Instant Noodles – Vietnam

#5055: Miliket Shrimp Flavor Instant Noodles - Vietnam

Thanks to James from Lakeside, CA for this one. This pack had a particular problem which could’ve been far worse and made it unusable. The problem? Sometimes when packs are sealed, sachets get in there as well. This one has that particular issue. You’ll see it below. Anyways, there’s a few scenarios. Maybe they just had one that did this. Maybe a hundred or a thousand. Maybe they didn’t know when this started happening in a production run. Maybe they didn’t care. Anyways, it was a dry sachet so thats okay, but still. Let’s give it a try. ...see full post

#5033: Kinjabang Kin Style Medium Cut Noodles – United States

#5032: Kinjabang Kin Style Medium Cut Noodles - United States

Okay so this stuff is cursed. I started writing the post for this one and now I have to write it all over again. WTH??? Anyways, I found it at QFC Supermarket in Edmonds, Washington. It seems this is related to some group or apparel company? That’s a little weird. Anyways, let’s give it a try. ...see full post

#5021: Nissin Raoh Yuzu Shio Ramen – Japan

#5021: Nissin Raoh Yuzu Shio Ramen - Japan

Here’s a variety that I found in one of MiauMall’s Nakama Noodles subscription boxes! Inside, they have 8-10 different varieties from Japan! If you’d like to get one, don’t forget to use the coupon code THERAMENRATER for a discount! Let’s see what they had to say about this one – “We’re rounding out our list with a bowl of ramen that’s as refreshing as a new hit anime or an amazing new season! Back by popular demand, this ramen combines the light taste of shio (salt) ramen with yuzu citrus for a complex yet refreshing combo of flavor!” ...see full post

#4988: Chef Dragon Tom Yum Gung Wide Vermicelli – Taiwan

This one comes by way of Daniel over the Exotic Noods – he asked if I’d tried it and since I hadn’t was kind enough to send one over – thanks! So, here we have a variety with a Thai flavor made in Taiwan. I’m game – let’s give it a try! ...see full post