#4257: Naked Noodle Chinese Chow Mein – United Kingdom

#4257: Naked Noodle Chinese Chow Mein - United Kingdom

I’m hoping that this variety does not do to the idea or history of Chinese cuisine what they did to Japanese teriyaki. Chow mein and teriyaki are generally not known to have soup, or a ton of gravy in excess. Let’s find out what we got here, folks.

Naked Noodle Chinese Chow Mein – United Kingdom

Detail of the side panels (click to enlarge). Says Vegetarian friendly but check for yourself. To prepare, fill to line with boiling water and stir. Cover for four minutes. Finally, stir and enjoy!

#4257: Naked Noodle Chinese Chow Mein - United Kingdom

Detail of the lid (click to enlarge).

An image of the unprepared product.

Finished (click to enlarge). Added spring onion and sesame seed. Well, I thought the last one of these was bad. This one takes the cake and takes a dump on it. Then it serves it to a happy child who is made immediately sad. Very sad. Noodles are mushy and incongruous with broth sauce. The sheer amount of sauce/broth is alarming. The flavor is even worse; this is so strange and confusing; I guess they needed to call it something – maybe discipline noodle might have been a better term? 0.0 out of 5.0 stars.  UPC bar code 810006580020.

Watch me cook on Instant Noodle Recipe Time!

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