NOVELTY
NAME PICTURE DESCRIPTION RATING / CARBS
Asbirin
[ Website ]
Has both Habanero and Cayenne peppers.  Comes in an old style aspirin bottle. / 0g
Blair's
Sexabi
Mild
[ Website ]
A very sweet tasting sauce - would be very good on beef.  Self-purportedly the 'hot sauce of love,' this strange and unique little mixture has amongst other ingredients, mango, passionfruit, carrot, habanero wasabi, cloves and horny goat weed! / 2g
08.14.2004
Blair's Smokin' Hot Pot
[ Website ]
Pretty cool stuff - has quite the bite to it and contains unrefined hemp oil - really good on chicken and comes with hemp beads! / 0g
Bush & Dick
[ Website ]
I'm not a big fan of this diabolical duo, but this sauce named after them is quite good - like a Louisiana style but a bit more raw with cayenne seeds and garlic. / ?g
CaJohn's Bailey's Irish Scream
[ Website ]
Haven't tried it yet but looks quite inetersting - contains Jalapenos, red wine vinegar, honey, and Irish Whiskey! NOT RATED / ?g
CaJohn's Smokehouse Chipotle
[ Website ]
Haven't tried this one yet either - looks quite interesting though as it's contained in a house shaped bottle. NOT RATER / ?g
Chupacabra's Membrane Cleaner
[ ? ]
Thick and sweet from carrots, onions and Key Lime juice.  Pretty high in carbs but semi-decent. / 4.5g
Figueroa Brothers - Ass In The Tub
[ Website ]
This stuff's pretty hot - one of those creeper style sauces. / 0g
Gettysburg Cannon Fire
  It's got quite the kick to it too - and the best part is that the seeds and everything isn't ground to smooth; its mice and chunky! / 2g
08.14.2004
Habanero Hot Sauce From Hell
[ Website ]
This is pretty hot and pretty boring - not much of a flavor to it other than just heat. / 0g
James Brown's Hot Sauce
[ Website ]
This stuff's made specially for James Brown, the Godfather of Soul.  Contains West African Scotch Bonnet peppers. NOT RATED / 0g
Seattle Mariners
[ Website ]
Has quite a bit of kick to it but that's only second to it's saltiness. / ?g
Mason Dixon Spice Co.
Cayenne Habanero Test Batch
[ Website ]
Harold at mdspice.com sent me this one - told me it was mislabeled as Confederate Whoop-Ass, but was actually a test-batch of an upcoming product of his!  All I know is that it has Habaneros and Cayenne pepper in it and it tastes pretty good!  / ?g 11.16.2004
Melinda's
XXXMas Sauce
[ Website ]
As much as I would just love to tear into this stuff, I just can't bring myself to do it.  This is the 2004 edition XXXMas sauce, the first ever!  I wish I had bought two!  It has a rich red color and I can see it's got some seeds within - a very good sign!  Red Habaneros, fresh carrots, onions and lime juice. NOT RATED 01.04.2005
Microsauce
[ Website ]
Haven't tried it yet. Has a lot of micro jokes on the bottle. NOT RATED / ?g
Microsoft Windows Mobile
[ Website ]
Ok here's the deal on this one.  Saw it on eBay and bid $2 for it.  Then got outbid to $2.25. Bid $10.  Outbid to $10.50! Bid $20. Outbid to $20.25!  At the last minute, I bid $20.75, figuring the guy who'd bid $20.25 must've bid much more.  Well, I won it and here it is in its permanent unopened glory. NOT RATED / 2g
Mountlake Terrace Roadkill
[ Website ]
Haven't tried it yet - got it in Mountlake Terrace, Washington where I get most of the hot sauces here - Double DD Meats.  They ROCK!!! NOT RATED / ?g
Pain In The Ass
[ Website ]
Haven't tried this one yet - contains water, habanero peppers, vinegar, garlic, salt, spices. My grandmother in law got this one for me - thanks! NOT RATED/0g
08.14.2004
Pain Is Good
Batch #37
Garlic Style
[ Website ]
This stuff is way awesome - very akin to my other favorite, Melinda's Garlic.  This stuff is full of garlic and habanero! Chunky and pretty decent.  Good n pork. / 1g
08.14.2004
Pain Is Good
Batch #66
Jalapeno Wasabi
[ Website ]
A chunky one.  Not my favorite in the world though - would be good instead of tartar sauce on fish'n'chips. / 3g
08.14.2004
Pain Is Good Batch #112
Jalapeno Harissa
[ Website ]
Strange.  A hot sauce with mint in it?  Definately something that would work with lamb.  Donated by www.sanjuanhotshop.com. / ?g 10.29.2004
Peppa Colada
[ Website ]
One donated by www.sanjuanhotsop.com.  A hot sauce with pineapple, hot peppers and coconut flavored rum.  What sick individual thought this would be a good idea??  Hot sauces with alcohol in them taste like crap.  PERIOD!  / ?g 10.29.2004
Rawhide
[ ? ]
Lots of habanero and even has passionfruit - pretty good sauce! / ?g
Raging Inferno
A hot sauce made with Tamarinds.  I detest tamarinds.  I detest this sauce. / ?g 10.29.2004
See Jane On Fire
[ Website ]
Haven't tried it yet. NOT RATED / ?g
Shelton's Cackalackey
[ Website ]
Not really hot, semi-tasty.  Kind of boring. / 0g
Shockamania
[ ? ]
High carbs, low flavor. / 4.5g
Sting 'N' Linger Habanero
[ Website ]
This is a pretty hot one - it doesn't sting so much as linger though!  Made from tomatoes, chilies, onion, garlic, lemon juice, honey and habanero. / ?g
08.14.2004
Tuxedo Chili's
Private Reserve
[ Website ]
I haven't opened it as it was procured from the guy who makes it in Prescott, AZ and is a signed and numbered bottle [#5 of 58!].  It looks like it'd be some tasty stuff though - contains water, wild tepin peppers, habanero peppers, onion, ex virgin olive oil, lemon juice, apple cider vinegar and other natural spices. NOT RATED 07.13.2005
Washington State
[ Website ]
Not even made in Washington state - made down south.  Part of a big series of hot sauces, this one is very hot and extremely salty. / 0g
Wet Fart
XX with Pooh
[ Website ]
When I've tried to get people to sample this stuff, half say 'I dunno...  Wet fart...' and the other half try it.  As for me, it was the fiorst bottle I opened from a batch HotSaucePlanet sent me and I was pleasantly surprised.  At first smell, I thought of de Arbol peppers, but actually it's got aged red peppers like a lot of ho hum sauces.  But with the addition of parmesan cheese, romano cheese and a smorgasboard of different spices, I was very happily surprised.  Some good spicy stuff! / 1g
Yeeoow!
[ ? ]
Very hot and full of interesting stuff like onion, cilantro and capsicum. / 0g